Excuses people have used when they were caught by their boss sleeping
10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
09. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
08. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!
07. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
06. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
05. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?
04. Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
03. The coffee machine is broken...
02. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...
01. .....in Jesus' name, Amen.